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No but I might try being tossed by a virgin to bring about an eruption though
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In this day and age, we’ll struggle to find one.
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From what I hear there’s no danger of getting stuck in your momma’s hole
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fake news, draughty at worst is what I’ve heard.
Don’t fucking knock it mush.
It’s a good look provided you’ve got the follicles to handle it.
I love James Blunt*
* On Twitter
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To be fair, seen him live twice. Love how he (like Rick Astley live) rips the piss out of himself & apologises to all the blokes in the crowd and does stick in a rock/metal session for us.
He also ripped the piss live at some drunk bitches jabbering on in Corporate
Mrs P_F has NEVER lived that one down 
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