https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/1226668882712236032?s=19
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So protected sex, or sex with dead animals is ok?
Asking for a friend…
Hang on a minute I’m getting dave javu 
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Ow ow ow ow ouch.
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Ouch… I reckon the poor bastrad has slipped a disc there - agony, then the head butt into the bench… poor bastard
That’s me running to the Great White Telephone after 8pts of HSB
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
cunt.
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And he dives in the box at the end the prick, that defender was nowhere fucking near him 
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hehe, Pompey going 1-0 down to Coventry in last 5 mins, on verge of dropping out of the play-off places 
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As you all know I am a mega star. A-List and modest of course.
Anyway, evidence of my successful Holywood career popped up again on FB, so I hope you are sitting down (if you didn’t see it before).
Here is Salusbury_Phil preparing to go on set alongside Hugh Grant ( no that’s my mate Don, Hugh was on set) in the Merchant Ivory Gay Porn movie Maurice.
Went to premier with ex wife & daughter - to then discover the gay porn bit ho hum
Couldn’t decide on the “laughing” thread or the “joke” thread.
I can’t see that Judas back in the royalty of red and white again.
Darren Bent has tipped Southampton to re-sign former star Adam Lallana on a free transfer this summer as he looks set to leave Liverpool.
“Southampton, I could see him going back there. I can see him going back to Southampton." #SaintsFC https://t.co/iYd0GdHZg6
Well, if darren bent says so, it must be happening.
Yep. Totally agree with the funeral director
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Fake news.
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Mum was fed up of the squirrels stealing all the bird food so she greased the feeder!
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