😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

From my mate who is stuck in China.

My nephew in Prague was in on this and said it was a hilarious day…she fell for it hook line and sinker. Steve is front left in the blue checked shirt. :smiley:

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oops

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Anyone take a guess which UK city has the largest number of students from Wuhan? :lou_facepalm_2:

https://twitter.com/RentonSkagboy/status/1223235867625631745?s=20

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Southampton.

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I think I’ve just shared a bus from the Platform Tavern to the university with many of the residents of Wuhan.

Cough. Sniff. Cough.

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Is it just a ploy for them to sell a shit load of masks?

Meeting up with an emergency planner for nhs tomorrow so may get some inside info.

I think it’s no more than shit air quality, a bit of influenza and a potential vaccine gold mine.

Here’s what the air quality is like.

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And here’s a hint at the massive pharma fraud going on everywhere.

"the flu is, in fact, caused by the flu virus. Well, sure. Obviously.

But suppose something is very wrong and twisted about that supposition?

Enter Peter Doshi, PhD. He asks: how many people diagnosed with the flu really have the flu?

Writing in the online BMJ (British Medical Journal), he reveals a monstrosity:

Every year, hundreds of thousands of respiratory samples are taken from flu patients in the US and tested in labs. Here is the kicker: only a small percentage of these samples show the presence of a flu virus.

This means: most of the people in America who are diagnosed by doctors with the flu have no flu virus in their bodies.

So they don’t have the flu."

https://blog.nomorefakenews.com/2020/01/29/the-china-epidemic-lying-about-viruses/

Who would you like to do your obituary? :thinking:

Cant believe I dumped my Tamiflu stock when I left Dubai last year…

Meds not shares doh

Autopsy first.

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Great name for a rock band.

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Well I know a lot of people who think they have flu but just have a bit of a bad cold. I had flu twice and it was awful. My parents kept checking my pulse to see if I was live. So much pain and vomiting. I was weak for quite some time after.

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That looks like the view out of my Singapore office when the Indonesians are burning the jungle

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I watched this yesterday. Brilliant. If anyone in anyway started to feel sorry for her (I know I know) then her speech at the end reminds you of how vile she really is.

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I suspect it does. Its Gods way of punishing people who have the luxury of being able to drink and then abuse the privilege by drinking piss weak lager.

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Like Mark Twain, ideally myself.

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