@Fatso hard-ons.
Only on Sotonians.
Lard-ons more like hahahhhahahahahhahahaahhahaha! 
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I will forever regret not thinking of that first.
So far.
We know it’s a he already.
We know he likes acid.
He’s obviously a bit of a psycho.
We now know he’s definitely on here.
It’s @Goatboy
I’m Sherlock fucking Holmes, or some twat a pissed on rum🙄
Perhaps you are not aware of this but @Intiniki, @Sfcsim and even some others that don’t post much anymore (and we all know why), such as @StickyWhiteDovePiss and @madpurplecow were all in the same year at the same school.
my cat thought everyone (bar me) was the devil so it’s not narrowing it down for me.
Perhaps i have a memory and can remember(even after copious amounts of rum).
@Goatboy is quite obviously at least 10 years younger than your grey self😉
I miss Sticky☹️
As I keep saying, there are plenty of people called Paul Taylor.
Some would argue one is too many.
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So protected sex, or sex with dead animals is ok?
Asking for a friend.
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Not in the slightest - in fact, I see no need for commas in that sentence. I’m more disappointed in the final piece of advice.
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As is protected or unprotected sex with domesticated animals, although they should probably be avoided if they are showing cold or flu-like symptoms…
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Quite right. I mean, what sort of sick bastard would shag their dog when it’s got a cold? The very thought of it makes me shudder.
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People who obsessively post pictures of their Dogs on internet forums?
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“Liked” ironically.
BTW if anyone would like an ikle-wikle little doggie Cocker Spaniel pup our breeder friend still has 3 little ones from her latest litter…2 girls and a boy. PM me if you want contact details. They are located the Southampton side of Salisbury.
Have they had their flu jabs?
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