😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

[BTripz]

[scotty]

[Lets-B-Drinking]

David Squires on … the resurrection of Nigel Pearson at Watford

[PhilippineSaint]

[PhilippineSaint]

This Malaysian advert does amuse me.

[Numptyboi]

What the hell is “rejuvenated vagina procedure”?

[Numptyboi]

And don’t say it’s when Laurence Fox apologises for comments he made on QT!!

[Nottarf-Krap]

I think it is some kind of surgical procedure undertaken by ladies after having children, which miraculously transforms a clown’s pocket into a mouse’s ear.

[Numptyboi]

Ha Ha!! I looked it up online and costs start from about 6 grand to get the old clopper sorted out. Money for old rope. Anyone wanting it done needs that have a word with the Mrs. Hers closed up completely after the kids came along

[CB-Saint]

Trading in the missus for a younger model?

[pap]

[Numptyboi]

Not at my age. Takes a while for the old motor to start up these days.

[Fowllyd]

Is that genuine, or a piss-take? It’s far, far funnier if it’s the former.

[lifeintheslowlane]

That’s the sort of booklets you used to get on cafe tables in Utah. Religious tracts from The Mormons like “What is a Mother” and “Family Values”…all extolling traditional virtues of “Stepford Wives” and the importance of women as “Home-makers”. Lovely stuff…nearly signed up myself.

[scotty]

To continue the metaphor, it’s a lot easier with a little blue can of Easystart.

[Numptyboi]

Not in my old two stroke engine mate.

[scotty]

If two strokes is enough, you’ve got a different problem

[pap]

[saintbletch]

Alex Andreou (sturdyAlex)

[PhilippineSaint]