Call that a fire? ‘‘Tis but a mere ember
Testing it before I finish the build. Wanted to see what it was like so near a fence. Lost my bottle at that point.
Ahhh…sniff…and they say romance is dead…
I have a fantastic book called “Let’s eat Grandma”. Easy read, very informative and makes you a complete 4rse when it comes to correcting people’s grammar. I learnt something about using 's after words that end in an s (like Chris). Happy days.
Shamelessly stolen but it made I laff…
♫♪ You Picked A Fine Time To Leave Me, Loose Wheel ♪♫
A Corporal and his Captain are walking through the desert when they come across an Arab market. All that seemed to be on sale was custard, jelly and hundreds-and-thousands. As they leave the market, the Cpl comments “what a bloody strange place”. Capt responds “yes, it was a trifle bizarre”.
