šŸ˜† When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

To follow on from Goat’s post

https://mobile.twitter.com/alexhern/status/1141264946132639745

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I’ve had a few* work for me that’ll be over the moon at that news.
* One cunt still owes me hundreds, but on a plus side his dealer can add a nought to my grumbles.

Edit: Bletch, Bob, pap, I know i’ve been told, but why does this * change again, what do i have to do to rectify the situation and more importantly, why hasn’t one of you lazy twats simplified it for the simple

You have to put a slash in front of the star.

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Like that.

There is a really geeky reason for this, but as you probably don’t need help sleeping, I’ll just say that the slash means treat what comes next as literal.

i.e slash followed by a star means just display a star.

A star on its own means create a bullet.

Thanks Bob.
And Bletch(as i write), that simple explanation weirdly does help.

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Well, why the fuck didn’t you tell us that in the first place. Do you think we’re all idiots? oh, wait…

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\this \is \a \fucking \shit \way \to \run \a \website

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Wonder if anyone else self-identifies as a woman to get a cheap half pint :lou_sunglasses:

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You’ve just revealed Bletch’s real name to whole world.
Impressed with the Dr title Bletch, but surprised you had to state the identity :grin:

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I’m pretty sure everyone knows Bletch’s real name - Isn’t that right Dave?

Sure is Ethel :grin:

I told you not to let that out…

Just wait until I see you next!

Will i even recognise you?

You don’t normally.

I just look for the bloke with the rum filled hip-flask being refused entry to the ground

:wink:

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Fuck sake, bletch.

It’s a backslash character, and in this context, it is an ā€œescapeā€ character.

@Cobham-Saint - as bletch points out, certain characters carry special significance. * is one, + is another.

If you want to escape that special use and just have a regular old asterix or plus sign, you put the escape character ( a backslash , @saintbletch ) in front of it.

If you want to escape the escape character, same rule applies. Put a backslash in front of it.

\ :slight_smile:

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…and there is the geeky definition I referred to yesterday.

Anyone still awake at this point should note that @pap is correct, it is a backslash.

For his next trick pap will walk you through the dash family of Unicode characters followed by a 300 slide slideshow of his holiday in Cyprus in 1983.

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Shut up @saintbletch. I’m teaching them all UNIX. Slowly.

It’s Linux now grandad !

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Dynix/PTX FTW

I am not a grandad, thank you very much.

I’m a great uncle, which is almost as bad, except other people’s kids make me feel old instead.

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