Dont think I’ve ever had constipation bad enough to need this.
https://twitter.com/Captain_Cunto/status/1139239013498400770?s=19
And if I did? I’d elect surgery without anaesthetic
Shame it’s fake news.
But can you imagine the injuries to people if it was real, the seats dropping alone will cause all sorts of spinal compressions
but i want a go on it, it looks fun
I have no idea what you are referring to.
I think it’s a literary reference.
its the five f’s
But what was for starters?
I think @PhilippineSaint will be able to explain in more detail when he’s next online 
Edit: clearly @PhilippineSaintis an early riser…phnaaar
Fake.
What are they…for us more sheltered Sotonians? 
Edit : Forgot to photo the starters and mains - soz
Find them.
Feed them.
Finger them.
Fuck them.
Forget them.
Madonna walking on to the set of the Graham Norton show last night. What on earth did she think she looked like?
