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This should be The Next Olympic Sport … synchronised Cat Raves … Drug Taking Mandatory!!
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This guy whitewashes over graffiti and then repaints it legibly using proper fonts.
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For any Rick & Morty fans out there - Justin Roiland reads a courtroom transcript from Georgia in character…
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Quite long, but rewarding court transcript on the subject of whether the judge should, or should not, suck the defendant’s donkey dick
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I am definitely contesting my next parking fine.
Tsk, Poch.
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ha only just watched this + found it is the court transcript i posted
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I’m suing you for plagiarism, see you in court and you can suck my dick!
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This is an older story, but just goes to show how long the Onion has been quality.
NEW YORK—In a stunning reversal of their long-stated reluctance to take it, members of heavy-metal band Twisted Sister announced Monday that, after 24 years of fervent refusal, they are now willing to take it. “I acknowledge that we promised not to take it anymore, but things change. The world is a different place today, and with that in mind, we would like to go on record as saying that, starting right now, we are going to take it,” read a statement released by the band’s lead singer, Dee Snider. “To clarify, we would still prefer not to take it, but as of now, taking it is an option that we would be open to. That is all.” Bassist Mark “the Animal” Mendoza also stated that, in regards to what he wants to do with his life, he no longer solely wants to rock, but would instead prefer doing other things, such as raising a family and working as a claims adjuster in Rye, NY.
http://www.theonion.com/article/members-of-twisted-sister-now-willing-to-take-it-6374
This whole section of the show is great, but from 12mins onwards its brilliant - simply repeating feelings makes something true - reminds me of the referendum
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