an automatic hole in the wall machine.
If they made it in different types of female shaped options they will sell hundreds to the offshore industry.
I wonder how I can get it past the purchase dept?
Automated tool tester?
I could run it past the welfare committee who already have a Massage chair nicknamed Jasmine and a steward called Stacey.
At least you’re talking again.
Actually, we aren’t 
Popcorn time gang
Will never happen
Why would Sadio consider leaving Liverpool for Madrid. It’s not like the climate, wine, food, football, culture etc is any better, is it…oh!
ICYMI. Sound on.
Zach Johnson at The Masters on global TV making every Sotonian golfer look good and causing Poulter to ROFL
I’ve hit worse off the tee 
I hit a drive that hit the tee marker and went backwards 50+ yards into the previous green. The group putting were eloquent in their abuse
I hit a drive off the tee at Bramshaw many years ago…it bounced off a tree and hit King William Rufus killing him stone dead.
I remember a similar incident where our mate hit the concrete ladies tee marker and it came back directly at us with interest
You have never seen four blokes hit the deck so quickly
