What, all at the same time?
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Not to tempt fate but Scotland currently losing 3-0 to Kazakhstan
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I asked on facebook how many goals would the Kazaks put past Scotland 
Got abuse and 2 predictions both of 3-0 and one of them was from a Jock 
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For lovers of cryptic crosswords, here are two clues from todayâs Guardian crossword that will, I think, appeal to Barry. Answers will be given on request; alternatively, CB Saint will get them once heâs sobered up and done his bike ride. Maybe even before. I got them both, but I wasnât keen on the first one. The second one I did like.
- Welcome the way Derbyâs turned out (5)
- During function, Liberal joins right-wing plot (9)
You might well be inclined to think that the clues in themselves are so Barry that nobody gives a fuck about the answers. That is entirely a matter for you.
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Boyâs ToyâŚ
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Iâve just seen this on XDA-developers (non-geeks can switch off now).
Basically the guy is trying to brute force the bootloader unlock code for his mobile, apparently the code is 16 bits long and is alphanueric. There is a delay of 4.5s between atempts and every 4 attempts he has to reboot the device!!
Quick maths tells me that there are approximately 7.985e24 codes, to go through all the codes would take him 1.135e18 or 1,135,000,000,000,000,000 years.
For reference the galaxy is estimated to be 13,510,000,000 years old
I do not have enough face palms to respond to his post. I do, however, have enough compassion not to rip his ideas to shreds.
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Love this one.
Source
Dawn French
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Ouch.
I guess he wonât be Best Man then
Why Chocolate is allegedly better than sex, according to some observant soul.
1.You can GET chocolate.
2.âIf you love me youâll swallow thatâ has real meaning with chocolate.
3.Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4.You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5.You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6.You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7.If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate wonât mind.
8.Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9.The word âcommitmentâ doesnât scare off chocolate.
10.You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
11.You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12You donât get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13.With chocolate thereâs no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesnât make you pregnant.
15.You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16.Good chocolate is easy to find.
17.You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18.You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19.When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
20.With chocolate size doesnât matter; itâs always good.
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âŚeasily done, especially after checking youâre all named in her will. 
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Love this.
NHS Stats reveal that on average, 7 people are treated by the NHS each year forâŚ
Crocodile bites.
No, I wtfâd as well