😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

Monday - Greg
Tuesday - Ian
Wednesday - Greg
Thursday - Ian
Friday - Greg
Saturday - Ian
Sunday - Greg

The Gregorian calendar

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My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what…

She couldn’t do either!

Ouch…

https://twitter.com/cctv_idiots/status/1092129950843527169?s=19

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Daily Express readers still stranded in six feet of imaginary snow

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We got through the war and we’ll get through this’ says plumber born in 1977

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World just went bat shit mental

No he’s just sueing the wrong people. He has to track down the egg and sperm what done it like. As they both ended up being HIM…he needs to sue himself.

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You mean a boy named sue?

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https://twitter.com/TheBirmingham6/status/1093651523953983489

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‘100 Easy Guitar Tunes’ from early French & Saunders comedy series.

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Oldies but goldies

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https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/1093876310387163136

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Didn’t even notice

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