https://twitter.com/ScottishBantrr/status/1089460668456157189
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Wesley Hoedt sent off for 2 yellows on his Celta Vigo debut.
They were already losing 2-1 at Villadolid after leading at half time. Boufal played the 90 as well and had an assist for their goal.
Is he trying to be the first ever player loaned out and sent back in the same transfer window?
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A little bit unlucky with the 2nd booking. Great commentary on the goals though.
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https://twitter.com/JackJacksutty/status/1089478713861902338
Image uploaded in case it gets pulled - the tweet, not the penis.
Full story here…
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Not quite my tempo.
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What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and,
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND look how far ass kissing will take you:
A-S-S–K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While, hardwork and knowledge will get you close and attitude will
get you there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!
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