😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

:laughing: When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored



We love conspiracies on here. We need to get all over this new one



My mate is getting divorced or re-married soon.
Or both if his wife see’s his post: lou_lol:







Oops. Won’t get asked to order pizza online again then. Perhaps my Polish needs more work.

Trying to offload some onto the inlaws


When I saw @BTripz new avatar I LOL as yesterday I proceded to remove a cane toad from the Kitchen

The picture is when he has been put out side my kitchen does not have grass earth in it :slight_smile:


Falling in love with this guy.


One of those quotes written on a beam in a pub

“Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder”


2019 predictions from The Cricketer, Hampshire get a good mention :rofl:




Yep, Phil picked a good time to leave the desert behind.



How about sending some of that towards France


Tell me about it, you lot would have a National Emergency but I’m out there bumbling around house hunting…

Meanwhile, THE funniest thing you’ll see this year.

He’s done it AGAIN!



Draw a squiggly line. Shake your phone and watch as it draws an exact portrait of you. Incredible.




Why the Brynglas Tunnels have been closed and why the speed limit has been reduced:-

The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M4 motorway recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.

The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird’s beaks and claws.

By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with lorrys, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout “Cah”, not a single one could shout “Lorry”.