The last post was from the ‘comment is free’ on today’s Guardian. The Genuine Seer! How long have you been moonlighting on the Guardian comments section Bazza? Click on his name,(the genuine seer) for some classic pearls of wisdom straight from the Bazza playbook.
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
Some doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished so I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.
Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now.
Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss.
An telum,u blody luvum.!! Xxx
I had to use a phone box today because of the O2 outage.
I put my donor card in by mistake - it cost me an arm and a leg
(Courtesy of an HYS on the BBC website @Barry-Sanchez)
I almost had a little wee I was crying so much
Fake news. That picture was obviously taken in Derby.