😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

:laughing: When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored
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#4065


#4066

Seems Pap has declared Christmas officially open, so have some of this.


#4067

#4068

Cat or Crow?

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#4069

Less laughed/smiled, more touched by the nice way he did this.

:broken_heart:


#4070

Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other: “Does he taste funny to you?"

Tommy Cooper


#4071

Pilfered from Facebook.


#4072

One for @PhilippineSaint


#4073


#4074

Does not happen in our house. Just want to ensure that these stereotypes are challenged.
My partner will have a list of things he needs to do. None of them from me.


#4075

Sotonians Xmas jumper for the Xmas match?


#4076

#4077

Halloween one liners:

Jimmy Carr - “It’s actually easy to tell if your house is haunted. It isn’t. Grow up.”

Tim Vine - “So I saw this bloke who was a cross between an ostrich and a serial killer. He was always burying other people’s heads in the sand.”

Milton Jones - “I was walking along today and on the road I saw a small baby ghost. Although thinking about it, it might have been a handkerchief.”

Mike Birbiglia - “Halloween is the one day of the year when it’s ok to ask ‘what are you?’”

Tony Cowards - “The best way to annoy Count Dracula? Make him a little cross.”

Maura Quint - “For Halloween, I’m dressing up as my potential and getting wasted.”

Robin Williams - “If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number?”

Kristen Schaal - “I often wonder, if you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?”

Chris Dugdale - “How many people here are psychic? Raise my hand.”

Tim Vine - “I have spent the afternoon re-arranging the furniture in Dracula’s house… I was doing a bit of Fang-Shui.”

Maura Quint - “Halloween used to be the holiday where you went out of your way to be scared but now we just call that reading the news.”


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#4079


#4080

Oh shit better tell the Southern states of the US of A that the whole Mexican Gulf oilfield workers are going to hell

Including the women.


#4081

The wife told me to move to the middle of the bed and we could stay there:lou_eyes_to_sky:


#4082

And she’s asleep on my half


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#4084

No he has good spatial awarness