Real life story. I ask the missus to pick me four beers up on her errands this evening. A short while after she returned, I visited the kitchen to retrieve one quarter of my refrigerating bounty.
The beers are there, stood proudly on their own shelf, unchallenged, but something is awry.
Iām just about to depart the kitchen silently when I suddenly turn on my heels. and say āI know what youāve done, Gingeā.
I know Iām right immediately. The sight of a pale red headed woman going all red through blushing is not one you forget, and not one that happens for no reason.
Recovering somewhat, she says āWhat?ā.
āYou have bought more beers than are advertised in the fridge, and have concealed the rest of them from meā.
āThey were on offer. Ten for Ā£7.50.ā, she protests, adding ābesides, if they were in the fridge, youād just drink all of them. On a school nightā.
This is not true. Iād probably only have done eight or nine
As did this user review of the new Predators movie (warning, contains spoilers, at least they would be spoilers if you havenāt watched any of the trailers)
I was born in 87, saw Predator as a kid and became a fanatic. Then Predator 2 came out and I was happy with it. It had the same vibe and was very entertaining. I played Alien vs Predator in that huge arcade box version at my local Ames as my parents would pick up groceries. My grandpa and I even bought the Predator action figure and setup GI Joes hanging upside down from the trees in my backyard. Here we are decades later and I went to see this yesterday. Iāve never taken time to review a movie on here whether I liked a movie or not but today, I signed up an imdb profile simply to write this review. This was simply the worst movie I have ever seen in the theater. The CGI was awful, the story was atrocious, the jokes were written for 7 year olds but the gore was for adults. WHO IS THIS MOVIE FOR!? It caters to no crowd well. I was 100% upset this didnāt go straight to the scifi channel alongside Arachnophobia. It was so bad, at the end when they introduce Predators gift to man, The Predator Killer as they named it, I fully expected Arnold Schwarzenegger to step out as a Terminator. Thatās how awful this movie was. That was actually a plausible ending to me considering how bad the rest was. AND the actual ending WAS WORSE.
More kitchen amusement. Ginge got back ten minutes ago. I swan in and ask whatās for dinner.
āHunterās chickenā, she says.
āDid you hunt this chicken?ā, I asked.
āI hunted for it in TESCOā, she replies.
āTechnically, thatās just foraging. In a place where they make it easy to forageā. Got her.
āHave you been down the Deysbrook Road TESCO lately? Itās getting as bad as the Breck Road ASDA. Iād say itās definitely in the hunting categoryā.
Deflated, I have no further will to disagree. Iāve been to the Breck Road ASDA, and though I sit here shamed and defeated in the dirty man cave, the silver lining is that Iām not there now.
If her account is even half true, she did well to escape with her life and meals for the next two nights.
I was in Warrington yesterday, as close as I need to get to Liverpool- when the sat nav failed I saw places I donāt want to see in a car or sober - or both tbf.
I know they have Jesus in the squad but a God team?
City midfielder Bernardo Silva: "We have to focus on a poor first half when we werenāt at our best. We didnāt play with our usual intensity. We were not good enough tonight. It is what it is. We have to go after the next game.
āWe are not favourites. We have a god team and will try to do better than last season.ā
