Much as I love it, I donāt work for 6music.
Take it up with them!
(If they are looking/hiring I am available, FYI)
Franz-Johannes Car
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Archibald Twat.
You had a grandparent called Archi?
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Archbald Thomas.
Actually I believe it was Thomas Archbald but he always went under Archibald Thomas to the extent that my uncle put the wrong order of names on the death certificate.
Caused a right stink, down Gosport way.
Minnie cock
Mabel To???
Adam now
Cunt.
I just āgotā this.
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Augustus Off
I could have had Augusta now
What the fuck is a āSka nameā? Prince Buster? Theophilus Beckford? Ernest Ranglin? The Wailers? Any of the members of the Skatalites (Don Drummond, Tommy McCook, Jackie Mitoo, Rolando Alphonso, Lloyd Brevett, Jah Jerry, and many others)? Clement Dodd?
Maybe Iām being an old curmudgeon here, but I really donāt get that at all.
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Flyd, did you get my text a second ago? If not hereās the contentā¦
Hello mate, good luck with the doctorās appointment tomorrow. Whoād have thought youād get that old that you grew an actual forehead vagina?
Oh, and please give my regards to your Grandma, Regina.
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freddy ridiculous
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Oh good grief
Mabel Golf
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Attaboy! 
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Ok - how is that going to work commercially? Battery farms of babies strapped onto potties?
I would be the greatest ever marketing campaign to get anyone to buy that