Hey, @BTripz weren’t you moaning the other day that Sports Direct had sold out of XL Saints tops (the ones on special)?
Did I say mine turned up - very comfy it is too…
My “S” top turned up today (the only size left when I ordered), I either go on a crash diet and a bone restructuring or I take it back and swap it for a XXL one 
I’ve amassed quite a collection of tops over the years. The one thing I’ve noticed is they’re all made of material that shrinks with time.
I’ve some from the ‘80s that I distinctly remember we’re definitely plus-sized. Clearly they’ve shrunk as I can’t get them on now
Bastard football club ripping off the fans…
My parents forgot me in Bristol zoo when I was 9 years old,
They were half way home in the Commer van before they realised I wasnt there.
From my perspective I never new they had left and then come back.
Until they told me.
They KNEW…just had a pang of conscience half way home and went back against their better judgement. 
The new infant @Cobham-Saint was left outside the old International Stores in Hythe while my proud mother did her shopping and headed home.
My gran popped round to see her and asked where I was…still there an hour or so later soundly asleep.
There were times as a hormonal teenager that I wished I’d been abducted by a circus or band of itinerant roving musicians
And here I was throwing away my England 2006 T Shirt souvenir, my 2003 Cup Final Tee Shirt as well, because they now look like tents on me…
Even my Sash shirt fits me AND Mrs D_P snuggly these days 
A line from The Thick Of It…
If he hears you saying that he’ll fuck you harder than Ron Jeremy - and with less warmth.
Now I know the name but just cant put a face to it
You’re probably more familiar with another part of his anatomy as he’s almost certainly on your offshore hard disk.
Drive dear heart Drive
The only thing I still have on a disk (floppy) is a picture of a big titted ebony female and here female friend.
I will have it discarded with. Me when I have to go.
