Katie Hopkins’s contract at the Mail Online has not been renewed by ‘mutual consent.”
Now there is a huge blow to British journalism.
Eek.
Ponte Preta defender Rodrigo earned a red card in bizarre circumstances to help condemn his side to relegation - after trying to poke a finger into an opponent’s backside.
With a fear of the drop from Brazil’s Serie A on the line on Sunday, Ponte Preta were leading relegation rivals Vitoria 2-0 before collapsing to a 3-2 defeat that sent them down.
The catalyst, on 20 minutes and with that two-goal lead in hand, was the sending-off of Rodrigo – the centre back being dismissed for his assault on Rodrigo Tellez.
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Ponte Preta defender Rodrigo’s bid to push a finger into his opponents’ backside was spotted
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Rodrigo was seen to be manhandling Vitoria’s Rodrigo Tellez with his team 2-0 up on Sunday
One from the history books.
Remember when Ronaldo wanted to b e Ted Bates?
His statue was unveied at Madeira Airport.
Well, like our Ted Statue, seems he has now been upgraded.
We do love a happy ending
A previous attempt was widely mocked after it was displayed at the Madeira airport.
The previous bronze bust, made by Emanuel Santos, left a lot to the imagination with many suggesting it looked more like former Sunderland man Niall Quinn.
But Spanish sculptor Jose Antonio Navarro Arteaga has received nothing but praise for his look-a-like statue which was designed to depict the star’s interior strength.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5120825/Real-Madrid-star-Cristiano-Ronaldo-honoured-statue.html#ixzz4zhxqsPua
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But MOST importantly, we love a chance to roll out this old gem again
Never miss another flight
So Mrs Vardy has commented that Peter Andre’s penis is like a chipolata and no one bats an eyelid. I wonder if there would have been a bigger reaction if Andre had said that Mrs Vardy had a vagina like the Albert Hall?
I tought this was just a bit of a spoof story from the Daily Mash. Transpires Trump actually does use the name Pochahontas in a pejorative sense when talking about Native Americans.
And the presentation was performed in front of a portrait of President Andrew Jackson!! Also known as “Indian Killer” 
Ha! what would have previously passed as a spoof is sadly Trump’s stock in trade.
An Engineer dies, and goes to Hell.
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort down there, he starts designing and building improvements.
After a while Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators.
The engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God rings down and asks Satan, “So, how’s it going down there?”
Satan says, “Hey things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”
God is horrified.
“What? You’ve got an engineer?
That’s a mistake - he should never have gone down there!
You know all engineers go to Heaven.
Send him back up here!”
Satan says, “No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I’m keeping him”.
God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue”.
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“Yeah, right,” Satan laughs, “and where are you going to find a lawyer?”
Lots of LOLs this morning over the Everton fans’ reaction to Fat Sam being their manager. Even more of a melt down over Sammy Lee also being in the famous dug out.
Another better than Rooney’s?
You’ve probably all seen this already