Makes a nice change the Mrs coming home pissed from the football trying to get a shag, but you know what? I got a headache.

Makes a nice change the Mrs coming home pissed from the football trying to get a shag, but you know what? I got a headache.
My wife posed in the doorway, licked her lips and said âfancy a shag?â
âYouâre after something,â I replied.
âNo Iâm not!!â she protested.
âYes you are,â I said. âYouâre after Match of the Day, come back in an hour.â
I wonder if itâs possible to stop posters posting on certain threadsâŚ
If you donât know that then I doubt anyone does
Someone has to lead the fight back against @sc
Someone has to lead the fight back against @sc
Thereâs no fight back possible. Itâs relentless
FINALLY.
The perfect reply to most of bazbots posts
I wonder if itâs possible to stop posters posting on certain threadsâŚ
Not while Twitter is alive and well
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Fans are quick to point out that the full name of Southend's new stand includes the name of a serial killer.
Fucking brilliant.
All publicity is good publicity