
Insect revenge: burglar caught using DNA from mosquitoes that bit him
Police in China use DNA taken from dead mosquitoes that bit a burglar who stayed the night after a break-in to identify and catch the culprit.
I just saw manslaining defined as correctile dysfunction.
Well, I thought it was funny.
“The Tory leadership election is a sort of X Factor for choosing the antichrist”
Frankie Boyle.
Shouldn’t be looking?
When he stumbles upon your OnlyFans page?
Police in China use DNA taken from dead mosquitoes that bit a burglar who stayed the night after a break-in to identify and catch the culprit.
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I’ll get my revenge when and where you least expect it
Given your recent “Coming Out” posts on the Little Pleasures thread, I’ve got to admit I’m concerned.
When he stumbles upon your OnlyFans page?
He’s already sent me that, and it’s not pretty. Want the link?
??? Eh??
But tbf you do keep coming back
You obviously need the money mate, I’m just trying to help you out. Plus I can sell those on for a fair bit on the dark web, so it’s a win/win
So, anything special you need for this week?
I did have a special request, but…