Weâre on a delightful campsite in SW Portugal. An unexpected and added bonus is that the hot water supply to the showers feeds the male ones first then goes on to the female ones.
By a coordinated turning on of only two or three male showers at the right moment you can generate a magnificent response from the ladies next door as they plunge from warm to icy.
Iâm childish so I think itâs amusing. Mrs S doesnât seem to get the joke. 
This of course is right and proper, the correct order of things as Nature intended. 
If that were only true in post holiday real world
When this exchange first surfaced some years ago, I initially thought âfair play Kathy, well said.â
Then I thought perhaps sheâs actually confirming in spades redoubled precisely the point that La Bonham-Carter had expressed.
Itâs a conundrum, no doubt about it. 
How many paying customers can you get in a tank? 
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Yes, but I never carry viagra with me to work. Itâs a rule I have. 
10 (CRAP) BUSINESS JOKES FOR THE WEEKENDâŚ
Need a laugh for change?
This should help.
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I recently met a limo driver who was in business for over 30 years. Despite trying his hardest, he didnât get one single customerâŚall this time and nothing to chauffeur it.
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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
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Iâve been told by coworkers that Iâm condescendingâŚthat means I talk down to people.
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I got fired at work today, she said my communication skills werenât up to scratch. I didnât know what to say.
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I reached the office this morning and the boss stormed up to me and said âyou missed work yesterday, didnât you?â. I said âNo, not particularly.â.
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My new colleagues are so much fun, they write names on all the food. Yesterday, I ate a yogurt named âSusanâ; how cute is that?
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I phoned a call center today and it said all the advisors were engaged. I was delighted for them but my fridge is still broken.
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Sadly, the man who invented autocorrect has passed away, restaurant in peace.
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âWhatâs your biggest weakness?â
âIâm really honestâ
âThatâs not necessarily a bad thing, you knowâ
âI donât really care what you thinkâ -
Why did you leave your last job?
The company relocated and didnât tell me where!
Thatâs it.
Hope you smiled.
Which did you like best?
Leave your own in the comments tooâŚ
Have a great weekend.
x
N.B.
These are jokes. None are intended to offend anyone. I did not write them. They are NOT recommended business tips. These are not my personal views on life. I am still a motivational speaker.
I canât believe I also had to write that.
Breaking News :
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If you had purchased ÂŁ1,000 of shares in AIG insurance company one year ago, you would have ÂŁ33.00 today.
If you had purchased ÂŁ1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers five years ago, you would have nothing today.
If you had purchased ÂŁ1,000 of shares in Northern Rock three years ago, you would have nothing today
But, if you had purchased ÂŁ1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tescoâs, drunk all the beer, then taken the aluminium cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received a ÂŁ214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
A recent study found that the average Brit walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Brits drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be British!!