Today’s internet winner
Darwin award
Bouncer was former British Heavyweight Champion.
Is also former bouncer
Nah, you could see he was saying he was worried for his safety as the guy went at him with a raised hand.
Should have been done a lot sooner IMHO.
Julius Francis. He’s 57. The last thing a boxer loses is his punch.
Nicked 
Or the Nativity play
This is mildly interesting, apparently the last time England shipped four in a game was under Hodgson.
Now, it’s not particularly fascinating in itself. But in the line up were Steven Caulker (remember him? Loaned to us in 2015), who subsequently switched from representing England to Sierra Leone. Also Wilf Zaha, now of the Ivory Coast.
Wonder if that’s ever happened before, two players appearing in the same game for the national team and then changing national allegiance. 