😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn’t Bored MK II

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Don’t snort & sneeze

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Letterbocks is my favourite section of Viz. Got a subscription so I get it before you WH Smith peasants. Allow me to share a bit of the wealth.

CYCLISTS can practise on an exercise bike, rowers can practise on a rowing machine, and even tennis players can practise with a swingball. But there’s nothing for us darts players. We have to practise on an actual dart board.
D Williams, Donegal

I’M SICK of baldies shaving their heads and strutting around pretending they’re hard as fuck, like some Jason Statham character. If they really were hard, they would grow a ridiculous combover, or wear a wig and fight anyone who laughs at them in the pub.
Tubby Tanks, Oundle

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Is he thinking of boarding up his goal? :rofl::rofl:

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Very old

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I think I’ll order a Papa Johns in tribute to the wonderful memories their sponsorship of this competition has provided.

I’m not in Portsmouth though, so fag butts and broken glass are not available as toppings.

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Chertsey has a used plaster he doesn’t need, would that be an acceptable substitute topping?

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Only a few days, from the look of him :thinking:

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“Gav, you are so shit that you are a dead cert to be chopped in the next reshuffle……unless you vote through my NI rise”

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Getting utter pelters for it, even the fail going all in on him

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The Tories want him gone, but he knows the dirt, so he has to get to a point where his position is hopeless and he he has no where left to turn

More of this will be leaked by the party whips

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:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

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The extremely rare six-legged headless New Forest Pony.

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Someone’s gonna be out of a job:

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I was expecting a story about the bribe not being enough, and they’d have to pay the proper whack to get it through.

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