Bloody hell, does she take us for idiots? Ok, bang to rights.
Meh 
Fucking hell. Didnât know if that was a spoof at first 
Yeah, she plays it straight, and gets that patronising look and voice bang on.
Went up to B&Q to get some expanding foam to sort a couple of things
Turns out it was age restricted -
I ask why and apparently it has solvent in it
I say I would pay good money to watch someone snort that - they would only do it once
We had a twat of a safety officer on one unit. I filled his safety boots to the top with expanding foam and let it set overnight. He was not best pleased in the morning when he found he could not get them on 
I guess a death would be recorded as âdue to inhalation of mind-expending substancesâ?
Yes I was lightly killed at workâŚis there some way we can talk that up to severely killed?
It used to be carnage in the map department on LITSLâs shift. Utter carnage, blood in the corridors at Maybush.
It was, a miracle I survived the Tea Trolley lady after I told her my dad said Land Army Girls were easy. 