Russell Martinās influence spreads far & wide..
https://x.com/NOT_MOTD/status/2097252864997355646
14 seconds?
Damn thatās 2 Shane Longsā
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In my campanological exploits, I now am a member of the Chester Cathedral band. To join I have to provide a DBS certificate (I already have one, enhanced), complete a safeguarding course (understandable, and done) but anti-terrorism training? Really?
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As you are a known member of a political party does that not make you a terrorist?
You frighten the fuck out of me if your party ever came to power. 
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I look forward to that.
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Ahh, parties.
I remember those - in fact, Iām going to one in Munich next week.
Why do you need a DBS certificate to ring some bells?
Iām recruiting a choir for Christmas. So far Iāve got Dean, Don, Mary, Lee and I.
Gloria would come but sheās in Excelsis at the moment.
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Rather ridiculously, because youāre in contact with other people.
Has age got anything to do with it - not yours 
Depends whose bell you have rung in the past
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Take out the politicsā¦
And enjoy it for how it emphasizes the intelligence levels of the phew down the roadā¦
Itās up there with the time that poor paediatrician who woke up to find a lynch mob at his front door
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Or how Rupert Lowe called out Border Patrol to a chardiee rowing boat team. 
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He is a bit of a twat though*
*twat = massive cunt IMHO
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Yes, there are young ringers
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Is that a euphemism for something?