Where’s the bit about the Government recording all the porn you watch? And how do we bypass this? (asking for a (lonely) friend)
A good mate of mine recently joined a Ukrainian dating site. He’s now got a chick in Kiev. 
(from Tim Vine joke appreciation site)
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I’ve written an erotic novel aimed at the premature ejaculation market.
“She walked into the room, naked.”
The End.
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Oh, cum off it, really? 
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Yes, honestly. I’ve got Mills & Boon interested in the publishing rights. 
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Where can I get an abridged version please? Asking for a friend.
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“Naked”
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I was thinking “She”, tbh.
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“He”…for another friend darling.
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WTAF?
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If you squint watching that it’s like flying through hyperspace 
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Was it flying or taxiing?