😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn’t Bored MK II

“If you don’t want it, I know a guy in America who’ll take it.”

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Not Such an Innocent Girl

Well she takes it up the arse :rofl: :rofl:

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Is Philip Scoffield back on the telly doing Sky News?

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And we think Peretz kicks badly.
https://x.com/FBAwayDays/status/2015165611186237810

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Please stop using those three letter swear words.

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Kai Havertz is the first Arsenal player to score against an opponent whose first three letters are the same as the first three letters of his first name since Lee Dixon against Leeds in 1996.

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How do you know when you have passed an elephant?

You have a sore arse and cannot put the seat cover down.

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https://x.com/i/status/2016542549079474608

Sorry

https://x.com/i/status/2017324676955918436

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I didn’t laugh I just :cold_face::cold_face::cold_face::cold_face::cold_face:

So 1st Feb last day to take down decorations so gitls are in Cemetary packing them away and putting normal candles down
Im in car running the engine obv.

Fuck and it’s windy so -19c wind chill

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Alexa?
Define awkward?

NSFW

https://x.com/i/status/2018338906547040259

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