Watching the Village People I understand theyâre now the Retirement Village People.
And theyâve taking to suing anyone who says their songs have homosexual connotations.
But late for that, I would have thought.
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I wonder who chose them to perform?
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I would only be taking the emptyâs back for a refund 
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The prostitutes tax return
A woman walks into an accountantâs office and tells him that she
needs to file her tax returns.
The accountant says, âWell, before we begin, Iâll need to ask you a few questions.â
He gets her name, address etc and then asks,âWhatâs your occupation?â
âIâm a prostitute,â she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, âLetâs try to re phrase
that.â
The woman says, âOK, Iâm a high-end call girlâ.
âNo, that still wonât work. Try again.â
They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
âIâm an elite poultry farmer.â
The accountant asks, âExcuse my ignorance but what does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute?â
âWell, believe it or not, I must have raised a thousand cocks last year.â
"Poultry Farmer it is then !!
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Please be careful everyone, I went out for a few drinks after work got carried away so I left the car at the pub and took a taxi home. Sure enough just up the road the police were pulling over cars and breathalyzing them. They just waved me past being in a taxi which is strange because Iâve never driven one before or got a fucking clue where I got it from
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This made me laugh & cringe. Bravo Hubby.
Michael McIntyre steals frozen food from freezer
She goes out for a Michelin Star sampler meal and gets her food served.
You should know by now my specialist topic is songs to the wrong tunes.
Just found a splendid one. âO little town of Bethlehem" is brilliant to the Pink Panther theme. Try it.
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Youâll like this one then @Shroppie, this is wrong song, wrong lyrics, wrong singerâŚ
No facepalm could do that âjokeâ justice. 
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