Nice of the Doctors surgery to tell the cleaners which one to washâŚ
At least you know which one to piss in. 
I have physio exercises to do each day with a football & a big ball.
Have to do it on the bed.
I had help tiday
Ffs
The Ayatollah said to me early on in our relationship âwhatâs mine is mine and whatâs yours is mineâ
And thatâs how it transpired
Youâre lucky you get that much 
As @Polski_Filip will confirm, thatâs pretty much how the divorce courts view things as well.
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So all you lot who whinge about divorce, you are no worse off than me and you get to shag other women without the risk of castration
We arenât whinging. Itâs merely an observation, best thing I ever did.
⌠not that Iâm encouraging you to desert the trouble and strife, perish the thought.
You have NO idea how many Women
You just have t remember that they havve been interviewed and chosen and evverything was reccorded
In case you didnât unblocck the drains nexxt weekend
Need to get rid of your old fridge? put it on the street like this and the council will take it away
Itâs all a bit silly
Councils have said you canât do it which to a Brit becomes a challenge in the you canât tell me what to do style
Also the more people wring their hands a wail about it being racist or exclusionary there is a sizeable proportion of people who will do it because they are getting a rise
Pretty much every country in the world flies their flags off of public buildings - I just donât get the hate
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Also people should start painting pot holes
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Some decent curry pies at half time?
Nobody spotted my bad taste joke about
Oh sod it