Or
Alternatiely
Catch an Uber after midnight for the same eperience
Mmmm. Sounds tempting, doesnât it.
https://x.com/FrancisChipp/status/1952731568415371586
Doesnât need to be true the replies are just epic
Did you know that if you sit on the toilet at 11.59 and the clock strikes midnight, itâs the same shit, different day?
Joke thread, surely. 
They sold him 'cos he was shit 
Cannot remember if I posted this or not
Itâs now viral
https://x.com/TaraBull808/status/1953159497096339838
This was literaly 2 villages east of us. Rail line was shut for about 4 hours. Moron was hospitalised. His Race was determined as White Van Man
He didnât want to scratch his paintwork on the barriers.
Damn those pesky Russkies will be terrified
https://x.com/danieltilles1/status/1953528959930396899
Hang on, wait.
We have Submarines?
Yep and the Ruskies know where they both areâŚ
Were is what I think you meant to say see @Polski_Filip post it has already gone.
Or as it says Polish submarine not found
Wow, theyâre harder to find than I thought.
I have no idea what any of that means.
