😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn’t Bored MK II

Corrected for you @lifeintheslowlane no charge.

How many patients can you deal with and where do you keep the nurses?

Just like the professional I am, I can ignore as many as you can throw at me.
Nurses are a different matter. They have comfortable accommodation in the East Wing at Slowlane Mansions.

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Don’t give us that, the NHS wasn’t founded until 1948. And that’s AD. :grin:

There’s no disputing a DNA test so don’t shoot the messenger.

Yeah, we all know that in your case DNA

Done Nothing Again

I’m retired, it’s what I worked for. :slight_smile:

Do Not Antagonise

You won’t like me when I turn purple said the upstanding man.

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TBH @Polski_Filip’s insult was quite apposite. Me and me mates were supposed to be showing our jalopies at a show at Bransgore today.
It just happened to fall on one of the hottest days of the year. Sitting in a field for several hours without any cover talking bollocks might have some attraction for Phil but for me, a little less.
One by one yesterday my mates dropped out. Being made of sterner stuff I held out until someone pointed out the route home would be through Lyndhurst in a car without air-conditioning.
I am instead sitting aroud the pool in Slowlane Mansions being served ice-cool beers by grateful staff.

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As it should be I have 2 weeks before my grateful staff supply me with cool beers and rum chasers.

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Strangely I am bring served Vodka Cokes by Mrs P_F in the afternoon

Auntues from Lodz rocked up and she hadn’t prepped the Sunday Roast (Duck) and I had to step in.

In her first effort to grovel I had to DNA

Drink Neat Alcohol

You’ll be pleased to hear that the MGB’s fixed. New electronic ignition hiding inside a replica Lucas 45 distributor, new coil, HT leads and a good carb tune and she’s running like molten silk over teflon.

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Bring back the Albion band

When it was legal to throw coins at people on the pitch. :smiley:

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Alexa?
Define awkward?

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