One of our polish lads was sent a bottle of polish vodka and a load of that dried sausage by a grateful polish candidate who he had placed half a dozen times this year
He was chuffed as fuck to get something from home
You can buy Tarzynski Smoked Sausage in Tesco & most Craft Vodkas on Shirley High Street
Their Chilli smoked sausage is epic (think Peperami with flavour)
Damn.
I gotta try harderâŚ
Woman stops 12 ft gator with .22 pistol! âFlorida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a small .22 caliber Ruger Pistol.â Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit. This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. Hereâs her story in her own words: "While walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in the Villages discussing a property settlement with my soon-to-be ex-husband, and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water. It began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. âIf I had not had my little Ruger 22 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husbandâs knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. The amount I saved in lawyerâs fees was really incredible and his life insurance was also a big bonus!â
Depends how much theyâve offered. If itâs less than fifty quid, I could probably outbid them with ÂŁ75. 
Nope.
Not me.
I ainât askingâŚ
Is this why you have an onlyfans account @xxxxxxx?
If you want to liven up your carol singing, try Hark the Herald Angels sing to the Raiders of the Lost Ark theme, or O Little Town of Bethlehem to House of the Rising Sun. 
Now get rid of those earworms. 
Youâre shit and you know you are.
Wait until they check the playing squad for Pests
Guys?
GUYS?
Where are you?
Wetherspoon pubs drop price of a pint to 99p at 750 pubs - but the offer wonât last forever