This is my favourite letter from Viz this month.
I TRAINED our dog to lick my bollocks using Nutella as a treat. However, the other day he went too far and I had to tell the wife that I got caught up in some barbed wire.
Rob Coombs, email
Genuine Banksy apparently
When we turn on the lights in Wem, the Mayor rides a camel. Sorry for poor photo. Couldn’t get close as on camel marshalling duty.
Seeing as we’re in the festive spirit. I think any parent that has done a family Christmas will be amused by this.
Camel abuse!
Mayor out!
Ed Sheeran sucks balls and so do all of his fans.
He’s like a TV-Video combination unit. e.g. Does a number of things but doesn’t do them well.
I wish he’d been bullied less in school. His musical career seems to be an “I’ll show you” reaction to everyone that rabbit-punched him and called him a carroty cunt.
Nicked.
That’s actually from my local Facebook group.