šŸ˜† When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn’t Bored MK II

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Ā£36

That is our food budget for 3 people for a week…

Or last time i went to Ageas it cost £50 for 100 overs England v Pakistan 50p an over 2 sets of FANS

Ā£36 for basically 32 overs?

I’d love someone to pay so I could take my Grandkids to a 100 game but that is it, and within a season it will be pure Franchise T20 with us being called Southern Dehli Brave or similar.

(Love watching it free on the laptop mind)

Please don’t encourage it. I’m hoping it dies a quick death.

I know. I was with you.

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https://x.com/thefootballmob/status/1822367267230806052?t=nxiZdhovqFZyA_uTJfPoBw&s=19

https://x.com/Gabriel_Pogrund/status/1822359698160357686?t=FlwLCxmmuB6R6dYyd7nqSg&s=19

Yeah, but all them ā€œprotestersā€ (rioters) will think he’s being persecuted…

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Nah, They would not know what persecuted means

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https://x.com/haveigotnews/status/1823381937861329200?t=8JvZpcK0QOUz-ShQzij6_Q&s=19

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Today I managed a close-up of a skate’s face.

Not pleasant

Yes hideous…and that’s as good as they get. :lou_facepalm_2:

Anyone else worried how he knows tgat?

I’ve been told that picture was rated in Skatesville as a real looker. :lou_facepalm_2:

Yes. Worrying. Very worrying.

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https://x.com/ByDonkeys/status/1823481596185616717?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

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Carabao Cup 2nd round draw today.
Really looking forward to a derby v skates, been a while.

Oh

Wait

I take responcibility for the skates going out as I had them in a very small acca as a home win :slight_smile:
I am not sad that it did not come in. :rofl: :rofl:

Had to paste this from the comment section from today’s Grauniad on why blokes are shit at the sex thing….Brilliant :joy:

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EdithClunge

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My ex preferred doggy style but one day as he thrust away, my face in the pillow and my dentures watching over us from a glass on the side, I began to notice the smell of baccy. He always had the window wide open as he claimed he hoped Ruth next door might see him as she pruned her dahlias. But it was to disguise the fact he was secretly supping on a pipe as he performed. I looked over my shoulder one day and he had all the allure of Popeye meets Uncle Albert looking more pleased with a crafty smoke than having the pleasure of my er…mature body. Ex now for that reason alone and yes Ruth did have a word with the local constabulary. We’re both banned from having sex anywhere in Pompey…

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