My new car will be…
Mrs P_F was on the train home. Full of kids on way home from school/college/work.
Facebook & Messenger went down.
There were screams of anguish and tears and wailing "I don’t know how to cntact them for my lift from the station amongst others.
Obv we use WhatsApp
It’s kicked me out & won’t let me log in!
I’ve just tried to log in to FB. 
I blame the Tories. 
Bollox
They fixed it
Phew I panicked.
Telegram FTW
You get shot for using a Russian product over here…
WhatsApp is owned by Zuckerberg too. He’s probably upgrading the surveillance software on all his products at once.
FFS don’t tell me you’ve been waiting the last 366 days to post this picture again. 
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