“I got so oreganoed last night that I ended up vomiting on a policeman.”
He did get a brown card for shitting his shorts.
My Dad never wore shorts in his life
Best keep it under wraps or melt it down when he doesn’t win a trophy again this year.
I was expecting the punchline to be “wrong hole.”
Pierogi Pizza & Wodka.
Is this heaven?
(I had Spinach Canneloni & cheese sauce for dinner with Tempranillo)
I am certainly familiar with one…
Millions of men around the world saying “no shit Sherlock”
The Ayatollah is catching up on her trash tv - Micheal McIntyre show is on - and they have Eric Cantona singing - wtf doesn’t even come close