I have had a fucking result - the Ayatollah has, for the first time in 27 years declared that we are not doing Valentineās Day
Which is typical, because I bought 5 cards last year so that I wouldnt have to sweat it (I also bought 5 birthday and 5 anniversary cards)
I still think having four girlfriends as well as a wife is treading a dangerous line.
It worked for the Marquess of Bath and his wifelets
But heās deadā¦
But what a way to goā¦
True.
Youāre fucked if you do nothing
I can get away with doing nothing because I am locked up in a Betty Ford Clinic anchored in the Atlantic Ocean.
Sheās found them, then.
Donāt buy scented candles as a (heavily hinted at) valentines gift for someone who now has flu.
Just saying
Found a cat pub in Bristol. The cats had the same sort of energy as Saints that night. But the beer was great and the Rules of the House amused meā¦
In fact, given Rule #1, I was lucky to get served. But Iove cats. Cue responses from those who donāt. 
Iām in Bizzle for a few days, week after next - may check it out.
Itās The Bag of Nails. Landlord has a reputation as a grumpy bastard but he served me, so canāt be that bad.
Right I know where it is 
