If you used to support Ipswich but donât any more are you an ex-tractor-fan?
I passed a young chap the other day looking under the bonnet of his late model Audi.
I said as I passed, âDonât pretend you know what youâre looking atâ
He said, âI do actually, I work as a car mechanic for the Eastleigh Audi dealershipâ
âI knew there must be at least one out there somewhereâ
Our former hero gets another mention.
First interviewee
haha the âkilomolimometersâ
He doesnât get out into the real world much does he.
What is the real world like I have forgotten.
I belief it is called Lidlâs Car Park by most
I love walking along the beach at sunset hand in hand with my beautiful girlfriend, the waves gently lapping over our feet.
Until the LSD wears off, and Iâm dragging a mannequin round the Aldi car park.
The motto of 2024.
If the wife makes you happy.
Keep her.
No matter whose she isâŚ