And why is it the FA Cup final?
One hump or two?
With a blue pill I would expect two humps
Got the necklace out of the pawn shop then 
It’s made out of those chocolate coins.
"…oh now, we hit someone, Mrs Webb. Remember we were going to check the rear view mirror?..
…the red light blinded you?.. the flashing red light blinded you??..the flashing red light on the car you hit blinded you.
…Yes Officer, she was just telling me about it."
You’re not old enough to remember Bob Newhart.
I just checked…he’s still with us…94 years old.
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Bob Newhart was one of the soundtracks of my childhood. My parents loved his comedy, and so do I. 
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Brilliant!
