😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn’t Bored MK II

After London Stations and the monopoly board I am pretty much fucked

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On me 'ead, son :+1::+1::smile:

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On one hand Jeremy Beadle had a particularly small cock but on the other hand it was fucking massive.

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Apparently the tomato ketchup at the Etihad is blue.

After many years and experience in the working world, I’ve decided to start something new again.
I will be offering training courses for teenagers starting in November!
Due to increasing demand, each course starts on the principle: first come, first serve.
Content: Coaching and practical tasks.

One module runs for over 6 weeks.

The course is aimed at all young people (m/f/d).

Participation via Zoom or in the team is possible.

Modul 1:
“Toilet paper”
How does the paper get out of the wrapper to the toilet paper holder? What happens when toilet paper is empty?
Group discussion + practical exercises

Modul 2:
“Dirty clothes” - what do we do next?
Difference between the laundry basket and floor.
PowerPoint Presentation + Chart

Modul 3:
“Basics of dishwasher”
How do dishes get off the table into the dishwasher?
In-depth Seminar -
Difficulties and solution strategies for removing dishes and garbage from the bedroom.

Modul 4:
“How do you find stuff without asking your parents?” "
Open discussion/opening cabinets.

Modul 5:
How do the clean dishes get back into the right place in the kitchen cabinet?
Video example + practical exercises

Modul 6:
“Sink function + the roll out”
We do practical exercises; what a clean table means and what is needed to drain a sink.
Practical exercises in groups.

FINAL EXAM

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Can you put me down for Modul 2: “Dirty clothes” - what do we do next?

Since retiring many years ago, the need for body and clothes cleanliness has taken a back seat.
Is cleanliness still important and do I need to do it every day? Whoops sorry. I mean every week.

Perhaps check whether Chambers is wearing a peg on their nose?

Where we are going wrong?
https://twitter.com/i/status/1716707114100396162

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