After London Stations and the monopoly board I am pretty much fucked
On me 'ead, son
On one hand Jeremy Beadle had a particularly small cock but on the other hand it was fucking massive.
Apparently the tomato ketchup at the Etihad is blue.
After many years and experience in the working world, Iâve decided to start something new again.
I will be offering training courses for teenagers starting in November!
Due to increasing demand, each course starts on the principle: first come, first serve.
Content: Coaching and practical tasks.
One module runs for over 6 weeks.
The course is aimed at all young people (m/f/d).
Participation via Zoom or in the team is possible.
Modul 1:
âToilet paperâ
How does the paper get out of the wrapper to the toilet paper holder? What happens when toilet paper is empty?
Group discussion + practical exercises
Modul 2:
âDirty clothesâ - what do we do next?
Difference between the laundry basket and floor.
PowerPoint Presentation + Chart
Modul 3:
âBasics of dishwasherâ
How do dishes get off the table into the dishwasher?
In-depth Seminar -
Difficulties and solution strategies for removing dishes and garbage from the bedroom.
Modul 4:
âHow do you find stuff without asking your parents?â "
Open discussion/opening cabinets.
Modul 5:
How do the clean dishes get back into the right place in the kitchen cabinet?
Video example + practical exercises
Modul 6:
âSink function + the roll outâ
We do practical exercises; what a clean table means and what is needed to drain a sink.
Practical exercises in groups.
FINAL EXAM
Can you put me down for Modul 2: âDirty clothesâ - what do we do next?
Since retiring many years ago, the need for body and clothes cleanliness has taken a back seat.
Is cleanliness still important and do I need to do it every day? Whoops sorry. I mean every week.
Perhaps check whether Chambers is wearing a peg on their nose?