Hmm, maybe not
Bowie could be one, but only for one day.
Would it be appropriate to rename oneâs wife Sheffield United as she kicks off every ten minutes?
Asking for a friend
Oh, very good
I shall steal that
HCDAJFU right?
Perhaps we should have a âIf I Didnât Laugh I Would Cry Threadâ!
Probably not the time to mention that we, ie the British taxpayer have just guaranteed a ÂŁ680 million loan to build a 200+ km high speed railway in South Turkey. Signed off by Kemi Badenoch.
Astonishingly, and hold on to your sanctions here, the owner of the construction company is a Russian billionaire ally/supporter of Putin.
Come on Rishi/Inaction Man ⌠whatâs this all about, donât be shy.
Some uncharitable people are saying that we are so desperate for a trade deal with the ânever was/never will be joining the EUâ Turkey that this is a âbungâ in plain sight.
Nope.
SeriouslyâŚ
We have our own Police Cars rapid response team on siteâŚ
I mean, it isnât a high speed rail line, but how much did all this cost?
I didnât realise GB News even got 7,000 viewers all day let alone for a specific programme