Oldie but goodie
Oh dear!
I told them Fulham beat Spurs on penalties. Even with Harry gone, Spurs can’t win a cup.
And the filth lost to Peterborough also on pens.
“Your foo foo is on point”
Not the words I expected to hear on celebrity master chef
Tell me Nigella Lawson was involved 
Jamelia…
Cant have lumps in it…
We taught him all he knows, makes you feel proud. 
Haha, I must confess I do have a liking for Liam Gallagher. There was a time when I thought he was a gobshite, but after reading various interviews with him in recent years I have come round to the view that he’s all right, genuinely funny, with a nice line in humour and the subtle art of the wind up. Probably the last genuine British rock star in the true sense of the word. I really laughed out loud at this tweet.
https://twitter.com/liamgallagher/status/1664345211223285787