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The world’s longest catheter.
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Ouch
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Are you a Pole Vaulter? “No, I am from Germany and how do you know my name is Walter?”
Spike Milligan.
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I’m not a fan of the new coins released with King Charles’ head on them …
But then I don’t like change
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I quit my job at the helium balloon factory … nobody talks to me like that!
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I took a job there because I hate being patronised.
Nobody there will even try and talk down to me.
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Brilliant 
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I’ve just had the worst day ever!
I paid a carpenter to build me a bespoke double bed and found out he’s done a bunk…
It’s just one thing on top of another!
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FFS. 
Never criticise my corny gags again. 
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I’m a mere Padawan compared to your Jedi level of pun-ditry (see what I did there) and porn memes tbf.
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