Another one for Phil
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Nope doesnât look a bit like Messi
Mate youâre missing the Comedy Channel - used to be called Sky Sports
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My first thought wasnât UFO
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Unidentified Fanny Overhead?
âItâs rare to see one so unusual.â FFS 
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I always like to identify the fanny overhead as it may be the last you smell
Amazing that a cloud can look like a football stadium
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Itâs Fratton.
Full of cunts. 
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Like that Skate stadium that looked like a kidâs crapper. Disappointed it never got built.
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Oh dear, how sad. Never mind.
And what a surprise! Not as if heâs injury-prone is it?
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A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.
At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.
The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, find a field in which to let the pigs mate.
The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 A.M., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, (which was the only vehicle he had) and drove the thirty miles. While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer,
âHow will I know if they are pregnant?â
The other farmer replied, âIf theyâre lying in the grass tomorrow morning, theyâre pregnant. If theyâre in the mud, theyâre not.â
The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again. This continued each morning for more than a week. Both farmers were worn out.
The next morning he was too tired to get out of bed. He called to his wife,
âHoney, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass.â
âNeither,â yelled his wife. "Theyâre in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn.
This piece is titled âA Portrait of Femininityâ.
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