😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn’t Bored MK II

Not always an advantage living close.

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Citeh 1 Brentford 2

Last minute rope-a-dope winner, Toney with his second. Could/should have then added a third for his hat trick.

Lolol :smile::smile:

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Enough about this fuckers.

Why do I not have an inbox full of MP3 submissions for my song?

@scotty - get on the old Joanna so we can do the easy listening version for the pensioners!

Ffs why you asking us?
Mere karaoke hacks when we have our own genuine rock star down under?

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Well I did wonder that myself.

I was very disappointed with @OzSaintDave. So incandescent was I that I released the hounds.

They drowned in the English channel.

Still, the dog food budget can go towards the song.

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If you get it written in the key of flat, I can sing it at karaoke when I next go into town

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Sweet Marie! You reckon rock anthems are written in a moment? Well, they are but, this one is a kind of song that needs the treatment and the time required to polish this into a diamond I’ve set aside in the future.

Blimey, you lot are awfully hard to please!

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There’s the problem right there. @pap has failed in his request by omitting the style of ditty he’s after. You’re assuming rock anthem, while I had Chas and Dave/Mrs Mills in mind.

I suggest we all shelve the project until the client comes back with a little more specificity.

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I can only assume that Wickham has a very high beagle population.

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Ever wondered how those “Spider Cams” work at sporting events, festivals etc?

Pilfered from my own FB.

The kitten is getting neutered tomorrow. I know that on balance, this is A Good Thing.

But he’s getting his bollocks mashed. He’s going to be Varys from Game of Thrones from now on, secretly plotting the downfall of the ruling dynasty.

And I don’t blame him.

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As for the song, I think several possibilities suggest themselves.

If we want to do a punk or rock song, the main riff should just ape the rhythm and the tone of the lyrics.

I would also point out that @scotty has the worst excuse. Anyone that has heard Snooker Loopy will know that “Chas and Dave” difficulty is no excuse for not putting out a number.

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Shouldn’t it just have 3 chords in memory of bazbot & the Quo?

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Stolen from official Southampton FC Facebook page from a thread about Salisu going to Qatar… “if Ghana wanted to stay upto 1month in qater they would have gone last month.”

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Just in
Exclusive footage of every football fans other half for the coming month

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