Sweet mother ofâŚ
The Ayatollah runs the marathon tomorrow. We have a couple of hours to kill before we have to go so slave suggested watching a film
Apparently Chariots of Fire and the Great Race are not appropriate suggestions
I wonder how much went missing before the police were informed?
Taking half and half scarves to a new level.
Most of them are plastics anyway
My daughter lives close to Tan-y Bwlch beach, she messaged me this morning regarding this. The police are asking the public to be vigilant, she said the beaches in the area have never been so rammed. âDog walkersâ and ânature loversâ everywhere, you canât even get parked! This happened a bit further West when I lived there back in the 90s, same thing happened then, a few black plastic bales of marching powder washed up in a cove where we used to walk the dogs, allegedly a few went missing before the Old Bill were tipped off. I went down there every day for a while, the dogs had never been so fit, but sadly nothing. Of course that was in the days of the old Nottarf Krap, what we have now is the new improved version! Super improved even!
Phil Foden is the first player to score a hat-trick in the Manchester derby since Erling Haaland, nine minutes earlier.
Started his dive well but lost control on the final approach. 4/10.
The Ukrainian ambassadors response to Elon Musk who proposed that Crimea be declared Russian
âF(***) off is my very diplomatic reply to you @elonmusk,â tweeted Mr Melnyk.
âThe only outcome is that now no Ukrainian will EVER buy your fâŚing tesla crap. So good luck to you.â
If only someone had already posted that tweet.
In the Ukraine thread