😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn’t Bored MK II

Almost found the perfect drinking home for Sotonians.

… but was foiled at the end.

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When I asked for a local beer recommendation and this was suggested, I thought I was being asked to leave.:rofl:

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why are Filipinas banned bastards

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The government are issuing a new note so that we can pay our next energy bill in cash.

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I’ve a few million dollars at home - probably won’t buy a beer I guess :frowning:

My old man has some Greek notes back when they had hyperinflation- I think they got up to a trillion drachma

What was amusing is that they then consolidated the currency by knocking 9 zeros off, but to save money and not reissue notes they just scrubbed out the appropriate number of zeros on the bank note with a biro

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That was the thing about the Greek economy, (and the Italians for that matter.) When their finances went tits up, they just knocked a zero or two off the drachma or lira. Everyone lending them money knew they were going to do it at some point, so factored that in to the lending rate.

Fast forward to the eurozone, and the laughable spectacle of Delors and Co fiddling the entry requirements to get them on board. I bet the Greeks wish they could have just devalued as usual during the 2008 crisis. Instead, they had to borrow from the central bank and implement austerity in return, I’d love to know who really owns Greece today.

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Banging go to tune at karaoke that.
If you have a mate that can Rap

I can’t tell if that’s real or Athletico Mince Peter Beardsley :laughing:

They didn’t revalue here be ause they ran out of banknotes. They ran out of numbers.

SRSLY?
These fvckers are nasty

Damn tasty though

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Mrs P_F was 'shrooming last Sunday, went to a new part of the Forest. And met one.
She doesn’t do jogging or Gym but she ran like fook

In the junk mail from the postie today

Not sure if this is genius marketing

Ain’t cheap either.

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Feisty creatures indeed - lifted from Wikipedia

Why do boar spears have wings?

It is relatively short and heavy and has two “lugs” or “wings” on the spearsocket behind the blade, which act as a barrier to prevent the spear from penetrating too deeply into the quarry where it might get stuck or break, and to stop an injured and furious boar from working its way up the shaft of the spear to attack the spearman

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I have found my care home

Nursing home books stripper to entertain wheelchair-bound veterans

Taiwanese care home apologises after scantily-clad dancer wearing high heels and lacy lingerie performed in front of retired soldiers

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I bet some of them stood to attention for the first time in years.

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Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you pleased to …

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