:saints:👨‍🎤 👩‍🎤 What is the worst Southampton chant EVER?

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This is the funniest one I have heard when Beckham was playing for Man Utd…

'Posh spice is a slapper, her knickers smell of cod and when she’s fucking Beckham, she thinks of Ormerod!

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Welcome fella.

Nice one :+1:

Am off to bed now.

Laters all… hic…

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Welcome Mr Danny…we’re all looking forward to calling you a Cunt some time in the near future. Please don’t be offended, some here never get that accolade. :lou_lol:

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That was legendary
Think we sang that non stop on a train from Newcastle to London after a shit game at Sunderland.
It annoyed everyone IIRC

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There has only ever been one favourite for me.

My old man said be a Pompey fan, I said fuck off dad, you’re a cunt

In defence of the actual old man, he has never said this.

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My mother was though

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‘Reuben Agboola’ to the tune of ‘Jackie Wilson said’ by Dexy’s Midnight Runners

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Didn’t he run the bar up the Sports Centre for a bit after retirement?

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Think so - he was definitely back in the area after leaving for Sunderland after a ‘nightclub incident’!

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He’s been back for years and did manage the Sports Cente Bar, for a couple of years when it had been taken over by the Old Tauntonians Hockey Club.

Had a chat with him at Shennanigans in town after the Villa game having known him since he was a player here.

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In common with a lot of ex-Saints players he regularly pops up on the Facebook ‘Saints Archive’ group

Mark Wright was on y’day saying that he wish he could have stayed - except for the manager

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I know it probably doesn’t need more lyrics, but I wrote more lyrics for “My Old Man”. I’ve got about seven more verses. Any musos / Garage Band enthusiasts want to help me to get it to the next level?

@OzSaintDave your turn to critique me. Plenty of ammunition.

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:hear_no_evil:

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Not quite at the Chaz & Dave level yet…

:joy:

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Thread title updated :wink:

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I don’t want acapella. Was thinking some bouncy Euromix number. Like all other other football songs, but calling Pompey cunts a lot.

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C’has And Dave wouldn’t touch this :smiley:

It’s a fucking skit. If we’re not up for a nine verse take-down of our near neighbours, let us know.

I would also like small children to sing “fuck off Dad you’re a cunt”

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Don’t try and get me involved… begging for Euromix.
I’m a proper Song writer these days

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Some bouncy shit I can sing over.

I can do the sound effects. It’ll be epic. We’ve not done a big external pisstake for years.

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You’ve redeemed yourself right there :+1::wink:

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